I was on my way up to Rockledge this morning and was heading north on Riverside Drive. The speed limit is rather heavily enforced and I seldom attempt to try exceeding the speed limit. Two school zones slowed me down, a southbound school bus stopped traffic while loading high schoolers. Still no problem, it’s my neighborhood and I respect the traffic laws. Then after being patient, a person in front of me slowly makes their right hand turn and I am looking to get some speed recovered after almost a stop, when this redneck pulls out in front of me from the street the car in front of me exited onto. He should not have pulled out unless I was planning to follow the car in front of me to the right. He pulls out then notices I am pretty close behind him and acts like he thinks I am deliberately tailgating him. He is in an older Nissan pick up truck, probably with manual transmission. In his embarrassment, he decides to intimidate me by deliberately slowing down, slamming on his brakes and once completely stopping and waiting for about ten seconds, like he may be getting out of his car to come beat my ass. This is getting a little scary because the guy has demonstrated an unreasonably quick temper. I did not try to gesture to him, pass him quickly (then he would tailgate me), or do anything , hoping he will get started again. I stay way back as we proceed north once again. He deliberately slows down when the road widens to two northbound lanes. I try to pass him and he swerves like he wants to hit me. I brake and follow him into the left turn lane at the Eau Gallie Blvd intersection. I think better of it and switch to the next lane to the right that goes through the intersection. I wait at the light for him to pass me as the turn lane is signaled to proceed. I am sure he is either loading a gun or at least looking for something in his truck to throw at me as he passes. I get the finger and verbal epithets as he thankfully continues onto the causeway.
I started to think of a way to have handled the situation if he had gotten out of his car to rough me up or damage the car. The best thing to do would have been to let him come close to the door and suddenly have it fly open and strike him and knock him down. I wait as he recovers, fuming mad and gets back up. He rushes back to his truck and pulls out a tire iron and heads back for me. I put the car in reverse and back up just fast enough to where he thinks he can catch up. After about 100 yards, I jam it into drive, swerve around him and head back to his truck. He is surprised that I stop next to his open door, reach in and grab his keys out of the ignition. I then drive off and throw the keys in the road 200 yards beyond his truck. I am waiting on the shoulder watching him, but this seething moron is blocking traffic with no way to move his truck until he retrieves his keys. When he does get the keys, he eyes me and runs back to his truck. He will then notice there is one key missing. The Nissan key.